Strange letters!!!!!

These are some of the application & leave letters written by various personnel in English as they say, is really a funny language!!!

1.      A candidate's application " this has reference to your advertisement calling for a typist and an accountant-MALE r FEMALE".....as i am both for the past several years and i can handle booth, i am applying for the post.
2.     An employee applied for leave as follows : since i have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.please sanction me one week leave.
3.   Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"since i have to go to cremation ground and i may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:" as i am studying in this school am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
5. A family Friend of ours told an incident of his friends letter' I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to school"
6. another leave letter written to head master: as my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
7. another leave letter written to administration dept: as my mother in law has expired and i am responsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave.

collected and posted
anu

collection of my status on fb, each n every line has its own feel which connects to my llife...:)

I just thought to share all my status on fb here, few were written angrily n few to share my feelings and few to tell the people how much they mean to me. 

1.      i felt happpieee :) wen u wer beside me holding my hand at each n every moment, now ua memories are giving me ua presence...:):):) 
2. i may not give u the word bt i can strive to keep it till iam there..:):)
3.  in the beginning my world was with ful of colurs such that i didnt evn knwn the diff evry thing seemed to b colr of joy n happines n now each and every colour is so distinct having wide variations...:)
4.  at timz i hold on it doesn't mean that i'm lost...i hold my care in my ♥♥...waiting for ua eyes lo locate it,bt....its seen as tears....missing ...:( :(
5.  i thougt memories would console me for ma missin care+concern+friendshp+.......but memories do hurt a lot than missing...:(:(
6.  smetimz it feels lik d thngs are nva gone chang bt then you luk bak n realiz nva b the same..."MISSING"....most commonest part of life :(
7.  at timz we neva understand the lov n care ...aftr itz gone we search 4 it :):):)
8.   its betr to b away than being artificial to the one you like the most...:(:(
9.  PeOplE ThNk its holding on makes u stronger bt i feel its letting go gives a smile :):)
10.  at timz i move away y i donno....wen i ask t reason for ma self it says that jz to b mre wit u...:):)
11.  sMile N TeArz together R VrY rare ...if haPnS Ten Smile would be coz of t one who lovs u n Tears 4 t one whom u lov...
12. wen i waz far frm u , had lotz of time to spend on n shared a lot ..now that u r near the distance decreased n evn t time ...magical moments of ma lifzzz:(
13.  wen my eyes r wet fr u for t fst tim i didnt understood ...bt nw its hurting to accept thOz wet eyz forever...i neva want tat to happen..
14.  The BeSt MsG i Ever read ....If u feel lik all the doors r clzd fr us, ten remember that the closed doors are not locked alwayz...
15. i felt every smal thing was grt wen i shared wit u..n now its the time to see the biggest thing once to b a little one ...n both t biggest n littl thing r heard from you...i may regret the fst bt not the second...n u even...
16.  once t letters of ma name presented oua togetherness n willing t sam to be ever wiil that happen???? ...my DESTINY knows:(
17.  Is the mistake mine who longed for FRIENDSHIP r,is the mistake is of "frienship" which made us together or,is the mistake is of GOD who was t reason for oua friendship...or is t mistake of DESTINY which is playing this way .....too many options confusing mee.....unable to xplain:(:(:(
18.  heart full of tears and a state of felicity on t face could b the most hurting one!!!!
19.  words ,emotions feelings.........hard to hold n hard to express!!!! n even mre hard to know them...
20.  wen someONE doesnt know the true meaning....then GETTING or GIVING doesnt b to the fullest...WAT EVA that may be life even..

Small issues make huge difference & gives the utmost pain.....value ua love nt the ego's!!!

The untoward things at timz becomes the life's most beautiful memories and some create animosity,they make us inured and froward.we get into a despondent stage, we Neva know what to do??? this could be the biggest pain ever faced by the heart which expects care and concern....my best buddies facing the same situations being away from each other just for little reasons.
        well let me make u guys clear about the above said untoward situations happened in their lives. They were the world's best friends as i feel and it's true 'coz everyone think that theirs is the best relation in the world but something special here is its me who felt to have a relation like them n i do have such 'coz both of them r my friends. I feel great to have such friends yet they got parted i feel theirs is the best relation 'coz they Neva hated each other n hallowed their feelings.
      they Neva known that the care shown upon each other would become a reason to be away from each other and it happened unknowingly, destiny played with their feelings.
      The situations became abstruse for them, so they kept quite.each of them wanted to know the reason from other one but never tried to self question themselves.the person who shown the love and care kept himself away to give the exposition. As the nature's policy the one who expects the care n love inadvertently became belligerent . Many situations took place but they Neva got back.
      just think when u r ignored by the one whom u love so deep and need their shoulder to cry on and just they simply keep walking away from u, the pain can never be balanced isn't it.Irrespective of gender the pain remains, the one who said that I'll be with u forever and just left u behind can we bear??
  at last in the path of memories she needed the amity back and unfettered herself and approached, to shock she was parried.
     I JUST WANNA SAY THAT.....when ua broken relation gets back to you think that the lov which you hav given has the bud now...just feel it give rebirth. Just tell them if u have missed them, you don't need one 's permission to shower the blossoms of ua love. be magnanimous in your relations.Affection is not measured when both take care of each other, it is measured when one ignores and the other continues to care!!! have such relations in life neva MISS THEM....WE R NEVER COMPLETE WITHOUT RELATIONSHIPS. You may get the one who can care for you but they can never show the love as your lost one. Hallow your relations,try to be ebullient. try to know the untold feelings if u cant then ask for an exposition from your love.... :):):)
             NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, THINK ABOUT YOUR RELATIONS GET ON WITH THEM EXPRESS YOUR LOVE.....LIVE HAPPY. :)




ANU :)

PAIN RELIEVER

when we experience physical pain, we reach out for painkillers and make our self ameliorate. But what if the case of emotional pain??? As a result of emotional pain many turn out for self destructive options or antidepressants or alcohol,but does these ways relieve the emotional pain completely. have you ever thought what could be the best pain reliever if its emotional pain???
    we all know the desperate cause behind the emotional pain its our own thought process. when we experience emotional pain we tend to become entangled in self defeating thoughts, then we all think only about the suffering not the key which relieves the suffering. with the pain we become pessimist and hopeless, then the pain becomes unbearable.
   everything is associated with the little thing brain in connection with the heart. Don't capitulate yourself to the pain just find the key to unlock it.from my experiences i got a key and reveling it here for my cronies,its just being free for everyone just simply can be termed as "compassion".
     Desist yourself from self destructive things,be amiable even to your foe. mistakes are done inadvertently just know that.everyone gets through the predicament stages, but the point is how we handle that situation.
    when we get involved in others pain our focus shifts from oneself to others and our sense of misery diminishes and we become sanguine. Here compassion serves as a pain reliever. what makes compassion really worthy is it alleviates our pain but also to lessen others pain.

anusha bura

priorities of life

Have you ever thought what life is?? before proceeding to the next very next line down here why don't you give a chance and try, just think define life in your own way.I guess its not that difficult , defining is pretty easier than following it according to ones own decision.we may have no.of answers & ways of defining the mighty but a small four letter word LIFE, but do we really define the way we lead it, instead of leading why cant we spell it as living but do we???? never na..!!1that's the magic which upholds the word life.

   As the thought process changes, the priorities of life gets changed. why don't we stick to our own ideas and thoughts which take birth at the first go. why do we always go with a better one or the best one, because we need something more, isn't it the main reason??? but are we ready to share it?? we are living the life of so many others fantasies.
when we come across a question what are your priorities in life? the very next min we are ready with the answers but how many of us are listing it truly without any hesitations. 50% 60%.......90%... i feel its none of us. It sounds strange when we come across such but when we sit on and think with the heart exact answers get unfold. The way we live our life's tells the truth about our priorities. when we can find the reason why our priorities are being changed to options then we can live the life not lead the life.

why do we step back to appreciate our foe???
why do we give reasons when the mistake is on our side and don't even try to listen to the words of the person who bears the pain of being misunderstood????
why the most loved thing at one time becomes the most hatred one at last???    
The answer to the above questions not only the above listed question but also the questions ringing in your mind while reading this  is just simply " change" . changing the behavior is not too hard if yo u really long for it. In today's world of rising pressure and constant change, let we change not completely but just for few minutes and see the change....so cronies now its ua turn to think on n feel the beautiful feel. The most important thing of life itself is life not the results of life.