Monday 13 June 2011

Strange letters!!!!!

These are some of the application & leave letters written by various personnel in English as they say, is really a funny language!!!

  1.      A candidate's application " this has reference to your advertisement calling for a typist and an accountant-MALE r FEMALE".....as i am both for the past several years and i can handle booth, i am applying for the post.
  2.     An employee applied for leave as follows : since i have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.please sanction me one week leave.
  3.   Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"since i have to go to cremation ground and i may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
  4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:" as i am studying in this school am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
  5. A family Friend of ours told an incident of his friends letter' I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to school"
  6. another leave letter written to head master: as my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
  7. another leave letter written to administration dept: as my mother in law has expired and i am responsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave.
collected and posted
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